FOSLA.........

Hey there, reader Hi! Before you read this post, I need to ask you a question “Are you single or committed?” , No need to answer me, just answer yourself. If you feel you are committed then please be my guest and read on and if you are single then I am sorry I need to ask you a few more questions but later on first let me make few things clear about this post
1. This post is not meant to offend lovers or in anyways make fun of committed ones.
2. Wondering what FOSLA is all about? You must have read that a Nest is called Ghosla in Hindi. A Ghosla. This is nowhere near it my friends. Now you shouldn’t bang your head, won’t get anything out of it anyways! So without any boring elongation I take it my duty to ellucidate on FOSLA which stands for Frustrated.. One Sided.. Lovers’ Association!! Amused? Or shocked?? Please don’t be, cos it’s gonna happen again and again.
Now if your answer was single may I ask you,
Was it one sided or involved both of you at any point of time?
If your answer to the above question is one sided, then I am sure, you have been sometimes frustrated, at least once, and why I say so is because I am sure you haven’t expressed your love to the other person (boy or girl) whosoever!!
Don’t worry whatever be your reason for not expressing, fear of denial or rejection of proposal seem to be the top most probabilities concerning your state and its not a joke, it’s the same story in 9 out of 10 cases and there is nothing to be sad about or even feel humiliated about it, believe me.
Coming back to FOSLA, another fact about our association is although it is a virtual imagination it exists within us the honorary members or once members of FOSLA. I had been a member of FOSLA for 4 years precisely but was qualified to be a member even before that!
Speaking of qualifications,
All you need to do is find a person after whom more than one fellow of the opposite sex is following (apart from you of course!!)
Next you must start loving but not express your love.
And the rest frustration will do, not exactly frustration alone I must say but accompanied by memories, events, depression, thoughtfulness, daydreaming, sleepless nights and a whole lot more things(which are, of course natural to follow) will show you the way to FOSLA and what more you will become a member of this prestigious association.
Well apart from the above two categories of lovers as one sided and committed, there is I would like to share a rare third category which is the reason why I decided to post about FOSLA. Intriguing?? As to what is the third type! I would sin If I kept you guessing.
Believe me I have this friend of mine who was qualified for FOSLA but was an exception as regards the 2nd criteria of not expressing his love; I take it a point to mention that this fried of mine had guts I must say, was brave enough to propose the girl he loved was braver when he faced denial, the reason being the girl was supposedly committed from before, well hard luck for my friend. I call him brave because the girl after whom he was (or still seems to be) was also the one I was after and I don’t regret being after her because for her I came to know about FOSLA but now I have let go off her and that is also why I no longer consider myself to be a part of it but at the same time cherish my time spent with FOSLA. Here I am stronger because my friend still hasn’t been able to shake her off his being!
I must thank the girl once for saying me that I was a child, but hey dear if you are reading this post, I want to thank you because had you not told me that particular sentence I would never have fed myself with an anger so strong that I could come out of your infatuation!! So thanks for those words because for once getting angry has benefitted me!
And so my friend constitutes till date in my knowledge as the only member of FOSLA in the 3rd category of lovers, who after being denied also haven’t been able to let go…
But dear friend please don’t squander your time because all you will ever get out of it is but pain ad restlessness because you know she cant come back to you now…
Well, sometimes I guess there should be one more category in this group, what about those who fall in love, fail in love, fall in love (again), fail in love(obviously again), and fall in love again? I mean, it’s hard luck for them but it surely throws in tickling memories and livens up the rest of the group. Of course, “You know, I would surely get her this time!” is what they say on their 100th crush!
Now sit back and relive those devilish attempts of yours. And at least remember me once for making your boring schedule more namkeen!
Long love FOSLA…